September
2008
Idiot in the Pet Store
IDIOT IN THE PET STORE
The chunk gravy dog food on the formica counter waits
to be thrown over my shoulder, carried
home and fed to my hungry Jack Russell Terrier;
he’s not a picky consumer.
As I hand my credit card to the cashier,
the lady behind me eyes
my selection with disapproval, says,
distain oozing from her voice,
“You mustn’t love your dog,”
this because the dollar signs on my dog food
aren’t as high as hers.
I suppose I should expect it.
People like her
put their pets up in Ritz Carlton kennels
with Perrier water and studded collars,
and take them to pet shrinks.
You listen here, lady.
Each year I sacrifice my time and resources
for the country of Haiti,
where malnourished, bloated bodies are normal,
where they make kissy faces with outstretched arms
begging for one more bite,
begging for Gourdes to buy rice
so their families back in their refrigerator box shacks
can stop boiling cardboard for soup.
Where stained and tattered rags
are common fashion.
Where people die before they turn forty
from old age and diseases
we long thought extinct.
Lady, please forgive me
if I someday sneak your dog off to Haiti
so a few might eat.





















